The spelling of our name has provoked a distinctly British, middle-class reaction amongst the general populace of the UK. Several concerned citizens have expressed their distaste at our seeming lack of respect for the English language via various internet channels, and quite rightfully so.
We would like to take this opportunity to humbly apologise to those affected by the incident – we understand that change is frightening, and in the same vein wish that things like language would just remain static in order to avoid undesirable outcomes such as social evolution or difference.
We also realise that we must become a lot more palatable to those who find the X Factor a bit subversive if we ever want a shot at appearing at the Royal Variety Performance, or being anybody’s Desert Island Disc on BBC Radio 4. To this end, please find herein a link to Susan Boyle’s rousing first audition on Britain’s Got Talent.
We were meant to be an official David Gray tribute band, but he never returned our emails :(